Day 4

Poop.

I don't know about you, but as a historically fat chick, I've always had problems taking a shit (I was going to sugar coat that by saying "using the bathroom", but I don't have a problem peeing, I have a problem taking a shit). Instinctively, I know that having a "healthy bowel movement" (there, is that better?) goes hand in hand with being skinny. I guess all the garbage I used to eat, fortified with an obsession of drinking Diet Coke (ironic, huh?), along with lack of water really didn't help move things along.

To try and jump start this weight loss adventure/internal cleansing process of sorts, I bought this product called COLONIX from www.drnatura.com. It basically cleans out your insides with out having to shove a tube up your ass and have a real Colonic (been there, done that...and just so you know, colonics are only effective if you have about 10 of them in a month. If you thought they were gonna suck 20 pounds of fat out of your ass in one session, you're horribly mistaken). It's a 3 step process..FIRST, there are these anti-parasite pills that you take in the morning. THEN, you scoop this powdery shit in a glass of water and chug it down. It's probably the nastiest thing you'll every drink. Really, it's like drinking a scoop of dirt in a glass of water. LASTLY, at night you have a cup of their tea. 10 or so hours later, presto magico, you're poopin away. And I don't mean like, you're in a meeting and it HITS YOU like a ton of bricks, and you have to RUUUUUUNNNNNN to the nearest bathroom. It's very manageable. And It makes me drink about 4 extra glasses of water that I probably wouldn't of had. I would recommend it if you can really stick to it. Don't buy it though if you can stomach the taste of dirt water in the morning. I don't know how it works for everyone else, but for whatever reason it seems to be working for me.


PS...I've attached a pic for a lil inspiration..(or a reason to kill yourself....either way, here ya go..)" And NO, they aren't pictures of turds floating around in a toilet bowl. You'd just DIE if you saw what you get when you google images of Dr. Natura...yuk....none of that has happen to me..., well...yet.